me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
when you actually do your homework but leave it at home
remember that time lilo took my phone and went on... →
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!